can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
