I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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