WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
What drink are we having for lunch?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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