On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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