Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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