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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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