So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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