You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think my vagina is haunted
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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