I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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