Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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