she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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