If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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