Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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