life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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