i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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