Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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