Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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