this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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