Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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