Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I wish i was in the wii world.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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