also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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