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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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