i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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