I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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