they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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