I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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