Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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