let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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