how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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