All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
well I can't set my house on fire every night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
