and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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