That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think your dad took our porno
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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