I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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