I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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