just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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