dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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