Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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