'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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