What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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