Betty ford says i'm here all night
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
