can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
