in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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