Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(707): View more from California

she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.

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(515): View more from Iowa

RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Jesus...So southern.

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(845): View more from New York

Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial

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(207): View more from Maine

I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something

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(334): View more from Alabama

It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife

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