Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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