I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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