but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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