how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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