ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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