Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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