THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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