Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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