Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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